Celebrity Baby Names: Retrieved

I just happened upon an awesome link which reminded me of something I typed up back in 2007, which was actually something I had written eons prior.  Funny how this keeps being relevant.  


The article I read today that reminded me of this degree of awesome:

http://elitedaily.com/humor/list-hipster-baby-names-bad-imagined/646245/



One night, many ages ago, I spent a night of boredom (well, avoiding my to-do list) just listing random names I felt could be spawn names, celebrity-style.  Per usual, I write EVERYTHING down and then lose it.  I just now came across these as I was tearing up my computer room searching for something important. 

Please note: Spelling is deliberate

Alien Germia
Analia Lobster Fiend
Analius Lobsterfiend
Ann Bolyn Asphault
Baratone Genius
Barren Gaim
Behaviour Glum
Blasphemy Holden
Blayton Hymn
Bloody Julius
Blythe Temptation
Bolivia Brew
Bold Illusion Grier
Brain Grey
Bullet Craig
Cable Inspector
Caffeine Sunrise
Calone Monarch
Calamine Jaw
Calgon Ulysses
Callena Vage
Cane Nucleus
Caspian Witchhazel
Catatonic State
Catastrophe London
Cauldron Serenade
Clammia Verses
Cola Breeze
Coilla Brain
Colera Bagelle
Cornea Hoffa
Corynth Messiah
Cougar Glutony
Creation Joy
Crimson Flairgun
Cruz Havanna
Crymony Lexus
Cure Melanoma
Cuhr Melanoma
Delilah Hairyn
Dubbya Cavanaugh
Einstein Franklin
Engston Howe
Enri Shogun
Exodus Luther
Fabi Tryst
Flynt Ryder
Free Germa
French Traitor
Gardenia Blossom
Gatsby Fairchild
Gatsby Lorraine
Gatsby Rose
Gear Hefner
Geno Retreat
Gorge Blyme
Hannibal Brains
Hannibal Butcher
Harlem Butcher
Harmon Liar
Harmonia Violet
Harmonica Craize
Harpo Ingrid
Harvard Gradium
Havanna Cruz
Helicopter Zeus
Hermione Cauliflower
Heroine Drama
Heroine Nuclean
Hocus Creature Plye
Imagine Jade
Ingrid Haloby
Jahosaphat Crayonne
Jargon Grafittis
Jelly Beetlejuice
Jenius Kraft
Jensen Hercules
Jesus Phlegm
Jezebella Thong
Jonesy Pear
Jordache Creases
Josie Moonflower
Julien Marcum Zombie
Julietta Suicide
Karma Cream
Koda Zachariah Thumb
Koolaid Catchall
Lega Mengalez
Lion Nervosa
Lithium Mercury
Loch Ness Boden
Lube Judas Escobar
Lucifer Kreton
Madame Curie Bones
Magesty Louis
Malone Skye
Maracino Cherry Crane
Marlon Capote
Mathias Opium
Maxxus Chromosome
Minute Jolie
Monotone Xavier
Moses Chronicles
Myrna Smyle
Nazianna Jewel
Nerf Blasterfiend
Nerve Ovine
Nola Tutelage
Nuclear Morraine
Ocean Err
Odoriferous Rox
Omen Opiate Lou
Periwinkle Petroleum
Peruse Chezmo
Placenta Borealis
Plasma Neutron
Pluto Necessitates
Plymoth Nolte
Powell Loader
Price Vogue
Query Road
Reedus Aerial
Ripper Pullian Reed
Rocket Crustacean
Secret Damnation
Sesame Serene
Sharona Juliet
Sherlock Petridish
Shotgun Cheney Swedes
Siren Masquerade
Skeletor Buzz
Springer Spelling
Stream Coil
Thor Pancreas
Tippy Crow
Titus Catholicism
Traveler Zane
Travesty Caire
Trifecta Joi
Trimble Lavene
Tuesday Crimshaw
Ulna Valle
Unbar Sesame
Urban Crawl
Urinytta Shower
Vane Lestrata
Vegana Paige
Vizer Graham
Voit Stronghold Fisher
Zacheus Weigh
Zander Plague
Zepellin Sherlock
Zookeepr Status