They Do Exist

Every time I'm in a garden aisle, I see a box of slug killer.  And while I saw a lot of slugs in humid Kansas, I hadn't seen any here in California.  And while I don't recall ever seeing slug killer in Kansas, I come across it a lot in this state.  (Maybe it's because in the Midwest, we're so backward we just use salt...?)

And for this time, I found a reason.

But it's so much smaller than the ones I would see in Kansas.  It doesn't look like a killer.  It's just...gross.